Well the day started with the best of intentions. We were going to get up early (which we did) and rent motorcycles (which we did) and go to Cuc Phuong National Park for a hike (which we did). So what is the problem you might ask?
Well, we were told it was 65km to the park. We decided to take a map that the hotel provided and instead of taking the very busy highway where you see your life flash before your eyes every 5 seconds, we were going to take the back roads (mistake number 1). It all started out ok. We got on a back road that was relatively smooth...no pot holes bigger than the bike. The map sucked and the lack of road signs led us to some difficulty. About an hour into the journey you could safely say that we were lost. But onwards we went...we felt like we were travelling in the right direction. 45 minutes later we arrive at a highway with a sign that read Ninh Binh 13km. What? This is the city that we left 1 hour and 45minutes ago and suddenly we are 13km away from it.
A few choice words escaped our mouths but we decided to forge on, ask for directions and continue to the park (mistake #2). Another 45 minutes later we are at the park gates. We go visit the monkeys for a while and then decide it is time to hike. Little did we know it was another 30 minute drive into the park to the start of the path.
Finally we get there, by now it is 2:30ish. What happened to the day. All we had for lunch was a baguette we stole from breakfast and a slab of cheese.
We do the hike. It is quite beautiful...and 2 hours later we are back at the bikes. The light is fading fast so we get on our bikes and drive out of the park. Well on our hike in the forest it was quite humid, so we all got quite sweaty. Well the sun is gone, the forest is cool and we are travelling 50km/hour and freezing our asses off (mistake #3).
We get out of the park (completely dark by now) and start driving. Well the bugs are out in full force. You can see them swarming in the headlights. We are getting smacked in the face, bugs in the eyes. It is ridiculous. Several times I have to pull over because a bug has gone in each eye at the same time and I am blind.
Now the bugs aside...you would think that driving in the dark wouldn't be that bad. And really it shouldn't be. But you are forgetting the fact that the roads are pockmarked with potholes that need to be avoided. So straining my eyes which are now filled with bugs we cruise onwards.
Over an hour later we hit the highway. Madness. Trucks honking, motorbikes passing, speed bumps so large that it scrapes the bottom of the bike and nearly throws Debbie over my shoulders...because why would you do anything like let people know there were speed bumps ahead. Oh no..no sign, they are not painted another colour. You are whizzing along at 60km/hr and suddenly they are right in front of you. Slam on the brakes and hold on for dear life.
Finally at about 7pm, frozen and hungry we arrive at the guest house. All happy to be off that bike. It is a full 24 hours later and my ass is still numb!
Funny...even after all that I still find myself laughing and saying it was a good day.